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I'm Claudia. 22.

Queer. Latina.

Syracuse University grad

(psychology & addiction studies)

I can be found in my Long Island base.

Neil Gaiman is my religion

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

fangirlabouteverythingever:

itseasytoremember:

tronjavolta:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
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That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

He has expired and gone to meet his maker

He’s probably pining for the fjords

No, no… he’s stunned

fangirlabouteverythingever:

itseasytoremember:

tronjavolta:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."

Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

He has expired and gone to meet his maker

He’s probably pining for the fjords

No, no… he’s stunned

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

gethenian:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

Laughing… so… hard…

gethenian:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

Laughing… so… hard…

#Tbt my #little and I 🌸🌺❤️❤️ #autostraddlecamp #mountfeels #californialoving

#Tbt my #little and I 🌸🌺❤️❤️ #autostraddlecamp #mountfeels #californialoving

ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever

prettytooweird:

charmancler:

is anyone in fall out boy aging

they found the cure to growing older